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LOGAN, UTAH This just in: Joshua Steven McNeff enjoys dancing!!! That's right, folks, dancing. After much deliberation, Josh was talked into taking a Ballroom Dance class along with his usual studies at Utah State University. This was to satiate his lovely wife, Nicci, from not having dancing at their wedding almost three months ago in June. Dreading the coming day ever since they signed up for it, Josh reluctantly got off work early to go to dance class. After being there a few short minutes, Josh began to catch onto the "Cha Cha" with great finesse. Though still a beginner, Josh was seen smiling and was even overheard saying, "This is fun!" His wife simply winked at him and replied, "I told you so."